Two posters on webboard on which I post, who shall remain nameless, actually believe their wives do not control them. I'm married and despite all my protests to the contrary, I know my wife has my stones and has had them since June 24, 1995, if not from October 19, 1990 (our first date).
Oh I act like I have them still but in reality, she is holding them and only loans them back to me when she sees fit. Unlike my brethren though, at least I have come to accept the truth of this man's existence, they are still in denial (like a guy with a combover).
Once I came to accept that my wife had my balls, life became easier. As I often say, I stood up to my wife once.
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