Ok, I admit it, I would love to be the lawyer for either party. It would be so cool to walk into a courthouse with Eva Longoria or to get to hang with NBA stars but alas it is not meant to be.
I guess 1.5 million weddings at castles in France cannot buy happiness. Eva and Tony announced they are divorcing ostensibly over some naughty text messages Tony sent to a mutual friend. Memo to Tony, if you are goin to send dirty text messages, a) erase them b) don't let Eva see the cell bill and c) don't send them to her friend.
In all fairness to Tony, he is French and they don't see having someone on the side as being bad, hell if you are a Frenchmen and don't get some on the side, you are looked at as a weirdo. He also says he never had intercourse with the text woman.
I know, the real question is whether he sent a picture of jr to her and does she look like Jenn Sterger ;) I don't know although I am sure TMZ or Us Magazine will tell us soon.
Eva really cannot be surprised though, when you marry a pro athlete, especially an NBA star and he is quite a bit younger than you, this was bound to happen.
Well boys, Eva will need some consoling, hands up if you want to apply for the job.
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