Which Korea will blink in this game of chicken?

I swear the Koreas are playing a game of chicken or are pulling their pants down and seeing which one has the biggest penis.  North Korea shoots missiles into South Korea.  South Korea is now doing more exercises and North Korea is threatening to respond to them.

Some should tell Kim Jong Il that starting a war with South Korea will not feed his people and someone should tell Lee Myung Bak that he only can act tough because he has the US supporting him.  Then they should tell them both to pull up their pants and not risk killing the rest of us over a few hundred miles.

Then maybe Bak can offer to give everyone in North Korea some kim chi and a Kia or Hyundai vehicle for Christmas.

All kidding aside, this farcical flexing of muscles in Korea would be laughable if it didn't risk killing many innocent lives. 

Let's get them back to the round table, or is it the square table (I know they argued over that during the Korean War) and force them to settle their issues so we can enjoy our holidays.