Remind me never to check a receipt

Contessa puts into the mastercard envelope again. 

Contessa bought some facial and other creams at Holt Renfrew earlier this week.  I asked her what she bought and she said they were creams from France.  I saw the Holt Refrew bag so by definition, I had a heart palpitation at the sight of it but I made the mistake and looked at the bill.  Big mistake.

Memo to me, when Contessa buys something at Holt Renfrew, just stick the bill in the envelope and don't look at it.  It is like when she went to Toronto last month and went shopping.  I said oh how much did those,,, cost you, she responded do you really want to know?  I said no. 

My new name is Ostrich of Monte Cristo.  What I don't know won't hurt me.