I have yet to receive my invitation

to the Royal Wedding next year. I am quite hurt actually.  I think Kate and Billy should be inviting me, I look good in a morning suit and I am sure Contessa wouldn't mind another trip to England and to wear a big hat to the wedding.  She likes weddings. 

I am sure Queen Elizabeth II is hoping though that she hangs on long enough to be able to pass the thrown to Billy and bypass Charles.

I know this much, I will pay DM/KH and CB to nominate me for a King's Counsel once either Charles or William are King.  I'm just not a Queen ;)